Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
“Taylor Swift is the only woman in music history to release three #1 albums in a row, each selling more than five million copies, a milestone achieved only by the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Michael Jackson. She’s written every song on all of her albums and has world-wide record sales of more than 22 million albums and 50 million song downloads. She’s won six Grammy Awards and is the youngest winner in the history of the Grammy Award for Album of the Year.”
